To the 'Admiral' and 'wardens' of the barge. [Feel the sarcasm guys.] My warden, Prefect, is still affected by the flood. Since it's clearly not wearing off any time soon, can I have a new warden? Prefect's making me uncomfortable. It's just not working out.

[OOC: Since Barron changed Prefect's memory and it hasn't worn off yet, Prefect still ( Read more... )

[Sounding slightly amused, but still stern.] Dear patrons. I'm disappointed to say that a certain item has gone missing from one of our passengers. If you've seen a stray notebook containing yellow legal paper, I firmly suggest that you return it to the library. No questions asked, of course ( Read more... )